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So let me start with THE STORY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. First, I am convinced that Chris Columbus wrote the part of Billy as a kid about 13 then the studio decided it would be too graphic to put a kid in that kind of danger and made them change it to a young adult. But his age is the ONLY thing they changed for the character. He is still a man-child, hangs out with Corey Feldman, goes to a middle school science teacher for advice and is a general dumbass. Second, the gremlin rules have so many holes: Rule 1 – Avoid bright lights/sunlight. The kitchen (or horror) is just as bright or brighter than the bathroom and living room. Rule 2 – don’t get them wet. They drink, run in the snow, in the bar scene alone they get beer splashed all over them. Rule 3 – don’t feed them after midnight. I agree with Mark, what time zone is the constant here? And isn’t “midnight” an abstract concept? How does a Mogwai’s biology know the difference between 11:59pm and 12:00am? Third thing is the strange character swings. Kate is the perky good charity girl who wants to “open up her wrists at Christmas time” and whose dad died in the traumatic (and darkly funny) way – which by the way, this story has absolutely no effect emotionally on Billy. The mom goes from quiet, timid house wife one second, gets a call from Billy saying the Gremlins have hatched and the next SECOND decides she needs to not only kill them all but brutally massacre them. Side point, they do not provoke her in any way. She turns the blender on one THEN they start fighting back. For all we know, they could have been harmless then saw their friend horrifically killed and said “Oh no! These humans are trying to kill us! Fight back!”
Please people, watch this thing with the nostalgia glasses off! It is hilariously BAD!
Yes!!! I have often wondered that!!!! And does it reset at sunrise???
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